I’ve heard some about you, here and there. Bit hard to escape the public eye when you swing around New York in spandex, isn’t it? From what I know you’re doing a well enough job, though.
Autographs? I might be persuaded.
Yeah, about that- look, you don’t pay attention to the newspapers, right? Or any of the news channels. Radio. Citizens of New York. ’cause there’s a lot more city saving than menacing, promise.
…Wait. Good job? Me? [ dumb smile totally not mentally fistpumping ] Wow, alright.
Then, do you think, maybe- [ offers a pen and crumpled piece of paper from his pocket ]
[ biiig grin look at that puppy face sign it mr bond ]